January 5th
Princess Mononoke
The Deviser says: This is in my top ten.
Playing for two nights only, in DC & VA at these theaters.
And in Seattle, WA, here.
January 6th
Underworld: Blood Wars
The Deviser says: The Projectionist may be going solo for this one.
January 20th
xXx 3: The Return of Xander Cage
The Deviser says: I wasn't aware there was a 2nd one!
January 28th
Count Gore De Vol presents: Young Frankenstein
The Deviser asks: Three of us will be attending. What about you?
February 10th
John Wick: Chapter 2
The LEGO Batman Movie
February 17th
Triple Feature potential: John Wick v. Lego Batman v. Medieval Jason Bourne
The Great Wall
March 3rd
Logan
March 10th - DOUBLE FEATURE POTENTIAL: Logan vs. Kong
Kong: Skull Island
March 31st
Ghost in a Shell
April 14th
The Fate of the Furious
The Deviser wonders: Can the world HANDLE a DIESEL DOUBLE SHOT in 2017?
May 5th
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
The Deviser asks: Is it May 5th yet?
May 12th
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
The Divser predicts: Guy Ritchie. This will be fun.
May 26th
Pirates of the Caribbean 12: Dead Men Tell No Tales
The Deviser makes: Barf noises
Baywatch
The Divser says: Baywatch - More like, BaRELywatchABLE... buuuuut Alexandra Daddario is in it.
June 2nd
Wonder Woman
The Divser says: "The best part of BvS has her own movie and Hack Snyder wasn't allowed near the set. I'm in."
June 9th
The Mummy
The Deviser says: This is the perfect movie for Bengies Drive in!
June 23rd
Transformers: Who Cares
The Deviser says: Chances are, if a blog posts something positive about this movie the quote will be used in a commercial. So, here goes.
Visionary directo- no, I can't do it. This movie will be garbage.
July 7th
Spider-Man: Homecoming
The Deviser asks: Is it July 7th yet? I need it to be both July 7th AND May 5th, please.
July 21st
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
The Deviser says: This should make up for The Fifth Element.
Dunkirk
The Deviser says: This should make up for Nolan's terrible space movie.
July 28th
The Dark Tower
August... nothing worth watching in August?
September 8th
IT
October 6th
Kingsman: The Golden Circle
There's another movie scheduled to be released on the 6th that the Deviser will not put on this schedule. He disapproves of it's being made. That movie is not My Little Pony: The Movie, which the Deviser hopes triumphs over the unnecessary crap he's avoiding to list.
October 13th
Friday the 13th
October 27th
Cloverfield 2017
November 3rd
Thor: Ragnarok
December 22nd
The Six Billion Dollar Man
